!~Random Screenshots of MYSTERY~!

I can't for the life of me remember what game these screenshots come from. It's gotta be an RPG, right?

The character art is too fabulous. I am sure if it had received a commercial release I would have seen these squat li'l folks as forum avatars many times over. It has to be a translation hack!

See? The game knows it's been hacked. It's self-aware. It disapproved of my playing it. That must have been why I quit.

RANDOM SCREENSHOT POST #2

Who's that Pokemon??

It's Psyduck! I was somewhat disappointed when I took the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon personality test and did not get him. Instead I got Squirtle, which is OK. He's a jokester. He has a gang, and they cause trouble, but it's all for fun. I think. Was the Squirtle Gang episode the one that ripped off the Seven Samurai? I feel like I've seen a billion cartoons that have ripped off that film's plot, but I can't think of any others off the top of my head right now. I just know I sure felt dumb when I finally saw it. "Oh! I should have known this was the movie everyone was lifting from!" Psyduck is the best Pokemon.

Passionate Lover

My dreams! They have not come true. I was hoping this blog would inspire me to work my way through my underplayed video games. That writing would increase the fun! But you know what? I don't want to do that. I just want to beat people up. I want to play Street Fighter, and read about Street Fighter, and watch videos of Street Fighter. I'm wondering why did I ever buy any other games? They're not as good as Street Fighter. They lack passion. They're checklists - I completed this and this and this and I am done. Now move onto the next!

Though part of me would like a checklist. A really good one. This is the bad part of me, the part that doesn't want to take responsibility for my life, the part that just wants to ignore that I'm getting old and time is running out to succeed. I was playing WoW for awhile. That was a mistake. It is nothing but a checklist, and it is an easy way to kill time, but I think I need to start loving time instead of killing it. I canceled my account. I didn't spend too much time playing it, and I didn't pay much, so it is good. More time for writing, for the gym, for street fightin'.

NOW I WILL PICK A VIDEO GAME SCREENSHOT AT RANDOM FROM THE THOUSANDS I HAVE AVAILABLE ON THIS HARD DRIVE


Oh. I...don't even know what game that is. I am guessing someone posted that to some message board, and I laughed, and saved it so I could laugh again at a later date. And I'd say it is still pretty funny! Probably from some Amiga game. I bet it's by Psygnosis. I wanted an Amiga as a kid. I didn't know of any games for it, I just knew it could display lots of colors? A neighbor had a C64. I played Karnov on it. It was terrible. Like even worse than Karnov usually is, I think. He didn't have a Nintendo. Just his C64 with Karnov and a 2600. That poor kid.